Pretty Kitty

ohyeselifresh:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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fitforinfinity:

A lesson in nutrition from Andy Dwyer.

“Sidney Applebaum”

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“My local library branch started doing this “Blind Date with a Book” thing, thought you guys might like it. The shelf was full when we got there, but was like this as we were leaving. The books are wrapped in paper and have different designs on them, and then a few words vaguely describing the subject matter of the book. Things like “Drama”, “Plot Twists”, “espionage”, etc. The only thing exposed on the book is the barcode that you use to scan the book out. I thought it was a pretty cool idea.”

“My local library branch started doing this “Blind Date with a Book” thing, thought you guys might like it. The shelf was full when we got there, but was like this as we were leaving. The books are wrapped in paper and have different designs on them, and then a few words vaguely describing the subject matter of the book. Things like “Drama”, “Plot Twists”, “espionage”, etc. The only thing exposed on the book is the barcode that you use to scan the book out. I thought it was a pretty cool idea.”

This is a true story

Me: Yeah, at home we have -
Mom: HOME? DID YOU JUST CALL YOUR SCHOOL HOME?
Me: That was an accident I'm sorry -
Mom: IT IS NOT YOUR HOME THIS IS YOUR HOME
Me: I know -
Mom: THEY DON'T LOVE YOU
Me:
Mom: WE HAVE TO PAY THEM TO LOVE YOU
Me:
Mom: LIKE A PROSTITUTE

Tumblr Gets Deep

underthemistletoewbabieswrabies:

trishl0l:

fangyhalcyon:

greatest post ever.

I AM TRULY SCREAMING. WE HAVE A WINNER

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coffee-n-cats:

mamaraisedhell:

dog is much better than pope

DOG IS MUCH BETTER THAN POPE.

i-am-supersonic:

creepingmalaise:

My co-worker sent an email saying he would be late because he was trying to untie a squirrel tail knot. I asked for a picture, and he delivered.
This is the email he sent:

I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor’s yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon.

“as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots.”

you guys. it's a cat. meowing the GoT theme song.