Pretty Kitty

the reception would just consist of sitting around, eating toast. and the invitation wouldn’t say, ‘toast will be served at the reception’, it’ll say ‘toast will be served as the reception’. and we’ll all just eat toast and no one will speak because we’ll all be sitting in silence, and we’ll be too busy eating a plethora of toast. and when everyone is ridiculously full of toast, i just want everyone to leave. and that’s it.

More hair porn.

Sweet Jesus Christ.

PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!

Le marry me. k?!

I spend a strong majority of my life [hair] lusting after random stranger’s haircuts.

You know when you’re all, ‘mm that is a delicious specimen, I want to get with that lady/dude’?

I do that with hair. I’m all, ‘mm that is some beautiful hair. I wanna run up to that person and run my fingers through it, test the thickness. See how shiny it is. Demand to know what product they use. mm mm mm.’

—-feelslikesharks? I’m going to love you forever.—-