You know when you’re all, ‘mm that is a delicious specimen, I want to get with that lady/dude’?
I do that with hair. I’m all, ‘mm that is some beautiful hair. I wanna run up to that person and run my fingers through it, test the thickness. See how shiny it is. Demand to know what product they use. mm mm mm.’
—-feelslikesharks? I’m going to love you forever.—-