June 2013
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
ive never actually seen high school musical can someone give me a summary
“If all insects on Earth disappeared, within 50 years all life on
Earth would end. If all human beings disappeared from the Earth,
within 50 years all forms of life would flourish.” —(via bigshahn)
Earth would end. If all human beings disappeared from the Earth,
within 50 years all forms of life would flourish.” —(via bigshahn)
new student enjolras protesting the dress code for women in school showing up in a skirt the very first day
nobody blinks and at first he thinks his protest is going great and everyone is being supportive and open minded
he throws a chair against the wall as soon as he realizes it’s because nobody noticed he is a guy
hey guess what? i'll be sleeping on your floor tomorrow. ARE YOU EXCITED TO SHARE ALL YOUR LIVING SPACE WITH ME??? ARE YOU EXCITED TO BE AROUND ME ALL THE TIME??? I'M GONNA JUMP ON YOUR BED AND STEAL YOUR CLOTHES AND TURN THE FAN OFF AT NIGHT AND TALK TO YOU WHILE YOU'RE READING AND MADE YOU PLAY JUST DANCE WITH ME AND MAKE YOU COOK DINNER FOR ME AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING FUN.
There was one person living in my room (me). Now there will be two people living in my room (us). It will be our room. BUT I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT ALL. LIKE SERIOUSLY, HOW DID I AMASS SO MUCH STUFF, I’M ONLY 22 YEARS OLD, WHY DOES MY ROOM LOOK LIKE AN EPISODE OF HOARDERS?!
Can’t wait to see you! Love you!
does anyone else
in the hannibal fandom
eat snacks while watching the show
but feel kinda weird about it
“Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.”
—Unknown (via danbilions)
