captain america: the winter soldier + tumblr
i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.
also, destroy the idea that we should only pursue dreams if they are likely to give you status in this capitalist piece-of-shit society.
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
|*hears noises at night*:||well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life|
|*gets shampoo in my eyes*:||I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child|
|*heart is beating fast*:||I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is|
|*a cop walks by*:||here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone|
|*taking a test*:||don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing|
|*gets a sunburn*:||great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents|
|*tripping over something*:||I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me|
|*period is late*:||shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary|
Best reaction ever.
I think people don’t give Greg anywhere near enough credit for how much he does for Sherlock and how well he knows him.
While John reacts violently, which is completely understandable, Greg here is really just going, “god dammit, I should have seen this coming”
I like this evidence that between ASiP and TEH that Sherlock Holmes is what keeps Lestrade from smoking.